22
Nov

Clickbank 5 Credit Card Requirement

   Posted by: jude   in Marketing Online

Most marketers use Clickbank because it’s the largest Internet marketplace for digital products and affiliates who want to sell them, but if you don’t sell a large quantity of products then you end up paying them if you have money in your account and you haven’t met their CDRCustomer Distribution Requirement.

If you have a Clickbank account I would advise you to read their Accounting Policy. I posted about this awhile back for those that use Clickbank and didn’t realize why they weren’t being paid even though they had the payout at 25 dollars. I have been paid in the past until they made these changes and I couldn’t understand why they kept deducting and not paying me so when I did finally get around to rereading as I was directed to do I then saw why.

I know lots of people use Clickbank and I have had an account for several years, but I haven’t really been promoting my website that I sell e-books on for quite sometime. Every once in awhile I get a random sale and I have it set to pay out at 25 dollars. I never had a problem until the end of last year.

They require 5 different credit cards during the year before they will payout and many people use their paypal account instead of a credit card so they don’t count that toward the requirement. I did have 49 dollars in my account which they started deducting a dollar every 2 weeks simply because they can. They do this with dormant accounts and since my sales weren’t very active my account  was considered dormant.

I didn’t have enough purchases by credit cards so the money I did have in that account was a donation to Clickbank. In my opinion that sucks, but if I pushed for more sales then I wouldn’t have that problem. At the end of last year the same thing happened also and the few measly bucks dwindled fast and the last 2 payments instead of a dollar they took 4 and then 5.

I need to decide if I want to get rid of the account I have used for so long since I have proven to myself  over the past couple of  years that I’m not a very profitable affiliate marketer. I would  have to delete everything I have connected with them and that’s going to be a pain. I hate when you go through all that trouble to set stuff up then a couple years later everything unravels.

Just like my original websites when I set up different ads through CJ and some of the others, lots of the companies that advertised through them would cancel their affiliate accounts and you have to go through and remove all those stupid ads, what a pain. I am going to soon go through those sites and move all the information to my main site and just delete them all. What a waste of time.

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21
Nov

The Embarrasing Gynecologist Visit

   Posted by: jude   in Mature Not Senile Misc

Okay, don’t beat me up for this oldie, but goody I couldn’t resist and I know you’ve all heard it because I got it back in 2001 through an e-mail.

A woman in her 30’s was taking her mother, who was in her 50’s to the gynecologist. After dropping her mother off, she and her daughter ran a few errands,then returned to the doctor.

While the older woman had her feet in the stirrups, the doctor remarked,”Don’t we look pretty today”, as he performed his examination.

The lady was quite shocked, but said nothing. When her daughter picked her up, she was quite upset. The following conversation ensued:

Mother: Do you know what that doctor said to me? He said, “Don’t we look pretty today”, while he was looking between my legs! Do you think that was appropriate?

Daughter: No! Are you sure he wasn’t referring to your hairstyle or something?

Mother: Well, it still wasn’t appropriate or professional. I wonder if it could be considered sexual harassment. What do you think?

Daughter: I don’t know. We’re you embarrassed?

Mother: I was very embarrassed. I used some of your FDS this morning, and he may have smelled that, but I still don’t think he should have commented!

Daughter: I don’t have any FDS.

Mother: Why, sure you do! In the blue can that was on back of the toilet. I used some before the appointment…

Granddaughter: Grandma, that’s my Barbie Golden Glitter Hair Spray!

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20
Nov

Howl At The Moon/Deuling Piano Bar

   Posted by: jude   in Mature Not Senile Misc

How many people have ever experienced Howl At The Moon? I have always loved piano bars and when I lived in Reno I got to experience my first one and I really enjoyed the atmosphere and the fun of listening to talented individuals. Apparently Howl At The Moon has taken the basic piano bar premise and given it a twist with a Rock ‘N’ Roll dueling piano show and a lot of entertainment for their customers. Every one joins in and sings along to the piano music and from the reviews I read it sounds like a fun spot.

I read about this on someones blog and I decided to check their website to see if there was one located near us and was delighted to find one. They have 14 locations around the country and I found one located in Baltimore, Maryland at 22 Market Place. It’s located in Inner Harbor at Power Plant Live which should be easy enough to find and we should be able to enjoy the unique experience ourselves. I can’t recall ever watching dueling pianos, of course I have seen shows with dueling banjos which was always fun.

We’re planning a weekend excursion soon just to get away from all the stress and I always love visiting the National Aquarium in Baltimore so now I will have to add Howl At The Moon to my list of must visit spots who knows maybe I can win one of their party’s for 100 the only problem is I don’t think I have that many friends, but they have different specials during the week so I’m sure we can run into a deal for which ever night we choose, can’t wait.

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19
Nov

Risk Of Illness From Raw Oysters?

   Posted by: jude   in Senior Health

I visited the beoysteraware.com website and was surprised at the information that I found there. According to their site you could be at risk for a serious illness from a bacteria called Vibrio vulnificus this occurs more often in summer months than winter and you can get it 2 ways. First by eating raw or undercooked seafood that is contaminated or by an open wound in contaminated seawater.

A healthy person can tolerate this and will not have any diverse effects, but according to their site if you have any of the following health problems which I do you should only eat fully cooked seafood. “Liver Disease (from hepatitis, cirrhosis, alcoholism, or cancer), Iron overload disease (hemochromatosis), diabetes, cancer (including lymphoma, leukemia, Hodgkin’s disease), stomach disorders, or any illness or medical condition that weakens the body’s immune system.”

Some people like sushi which I’ve never tried, but I happen to love raw oysters (don’t like fried oysters) I didn’t like reading the warning, but then I read about the 3 post-harvest processes that the Gulf Coast oyster processors have developed so I can still eat my oysters raw I was very excited and found that to be interesting reading because I had never been aware of any of this before. It’s an interesting site that I recommend and they even have a recipe book that you can download. If your an oyster lover then you might want to check them out.

I love gulf oysters and the first time I tried a raw oyster was 20 years ago at an oyster feed, I’m sure many of you are saying  gross at this point and so did I. I swore I’d never eat those yucky looking things. The only reason I went to the feed was to gamble and drink beer, of course back then you didn’t want to give me a dare because I would have to do it just to prove something to myself.

The first time I saw an oyster I thought, Oh Yuck, how in the world can someone swallow that slimy looking thing. When I tended bar they would do oyster shots and I would have to look away I couldn’t stand to even look at them. My boyfriend knew about my aversion and dared me to eat one at the feed, well 20 bucks was on the line so I put some Tabasco on it, loosened it from the shell, picked it up, threw it in my mouth, swallowed and drank lots of beer.

I’m still not sure if it was all the beer or I simply liked the combination I sat down and ate 2 dozen and I’ve liked them ever since.

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