I have a big gripe with men that insist on having long hair and don’t wash it and especially those that go to a salon or barber and haven’t even bothered to wash it beforehand. That was one of the main reasons I quite working in a salon because I couldn’t stand to touch their greasy smelly pungently repulsive heads. Some were so gross that it was hard not to gag and just throw up on them.

When I was in beauty college I was assigned some guy that came in and apparently he worked as a cook in a greasy restaurant and that was the most gross smell in the world and just remembering that awful head actually makes me cringe and to this day I can still smell that head and get physically sick. I washed his head about 5 times with the strongest stuff I could find while holding my breath as much as possible.

I didn’t know at the time that I could have refused him service. There is nothing worse than smelling greasy dirty garlicky yucky crap oozing from someones scalp and pores….still cringing….yuck. Over the years I had banked that experience down until I was crammed into an elevator with 16 other people last week and the huge man with a ponytail was pushed in front of me, oh my God there was that same odor and I was trapped with it, I thought I was going to pass out.

I held my breath until we were let off that elevator and I thought I was going to throw up or faint it was the smell from hell. I so pitied the poor people that were forced to sit on either side of him. We were forced to ride the elevator up, but you can believe everyone decided to take the steps down except him. Please if you work around grease and pungent odors wash your damn hair and bath before you go out you could be toxic and cause asthma attacks or worse, now I remember why I like to be alone.