Lately my spam comments have actually made me laugh because they have been so stupid. I usually get a comment like the ones I listed below and then it follows with this: I am from “where ever” and now teach English or learning, tell me right I wrote the following sentence:”Whatever the stupid sentence might be.” I’m sure you must be getting these also.
Here’s a better example of what I mean: Hi. So little time and so little to do. I am from Paraguay and also am speaking English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Halifax share trading, these not were down for dealer and general products.” Normally I just delete the whole lot, but these caught my eye while scanning before I deleted them.
The first one below and the example above actually cracked me up especially the last part of the one below and I even grinned, now how funny is that?
1.Good morning. I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
2.Good morning. The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young.
3.Could you help me. Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.’ And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
You think he actually knew Thomas Jefferson?
4.Greeting. Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I’d be irresponsible, too.
5.Good afternoon. A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
6.Good Day. Without the capacity to provide its own information, the mind drifts into randomness.
7.Badly need your help. Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. Help me!
8.Hi everyone. The summer night is like a perfection of thought.
9.Could you help me. The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
10.Hello everyone. You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
11.Could you help me. Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?
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