My spam comments seem to go through phases. I always receive the half page ones with a gazillion links along with the usual drug and sex ones and for a couple of months I was receiving the words of wisdom ones. Now I’m getting the ones asking for my help on certain things that are just weird plus they tell me they are looking for something and then leave the link to the thing they are looking for. My blog may sound like a stupid person is behind it, but I’m not that gullible.
I’m also getting the ones that praise my blog and myself highly over diddly squat and they are actually making me crack a smile like the comment that was left when I posted the weird painted house with one paragraph. comment: “Wow, what a lengthy and in depth article but full of useful information.” now that was funny. Plus the spammers that act like my blog is a forum, introducing themselves and leaving un-pertinent information that means nothing to anyone.
Finally my spam comments have come to the following one line jokes with a link of course to something they are pushing:
1.Wanna joke?) Where does a bird go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
2.Why is a square meal served on round plates?
3.Wanna very nice joke?)) What’s green and red and goes 1000 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
4.Wanna joke?) How do they put out fires at the post office? They stamp them out.
5.Wanna very nice joke?)) What did the sailor say when he saw a boat loaded with ewes? Sheep ahoy!
6.I have a nice joke for you people! 
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
I can hardly wait to see what I get next week. Have a great Sunday night see you on Monday.
20 comments so far
Leave a reply