My spammers must really think they are amusing me with all these one liner jokes. Sometimes they do so I thought I’d amuse you too and share my spam because I know many of you don’t get any.

Inquiring Minds Want To Know:

1. Why do turkeys eat so little? Because they are always stuffed!
2. Where does a one-armed man shop? At a second hand store.
3. Samantha: Doctor, my son thinks that he is a TV channel changer. What are the odds that you can save him?
   Doctor: Remote!!
4. What do fish play on the piano? Scales.
5. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!!
6. How can you recognize a burned-out hippie? He used to take acid, now he takes antacid.
7. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
8. What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
9. What type of fish play poker? Card “sharks.”
10. Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She had her baby in the spring.
11. What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roaming Catholic.
12. What’s happening when you hear “woof…splat…meow…splat?” It’s raining cats and dogs.
13. What do you call a veterinarian with laryngitis? A hoarse doctor.
14. What did the Scotsman do when he couldn’t find a pair of pants? He kilt himself.
15. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
16. Where did King Tut go to ease his back pain? The Cairo-practor!